I know the church sign thing has been done before, but I’ve walked past this one on the way to work everyday for the last three weeks.

‘When your hope dies’. It’s not even a question. Your hope will die, they’re sure of it. You’d think a church would try to write something inspiring, or maybe change their sign once in a while. It’s been nine days since that Easter service. But hey, at least they say ‘all are welcome’, that’s sort of inspiring… although I don’t know who would want to hang out with a bunch of baptists when these guys are five blocks away.

I’m not sure what exactly a fellowship is, but they have sun worship in the morning, ‘fanning the flame’ (whatever the fuck that is), and bible study in the evening. Pretty much got all your bases covered. Plus they got mexican night, obviously slamming places like that baptist church, which we all know won’t have any food, fun, or prizes. Baptists don’t even get dead Jesus body crackers like I used to get at Catholic church.

—————————– 6 hours later ——————————

I just walked past there again, and they changed the sign. I got a picture with my cellphone.

It’s good advice, but a bit hypocritical considering the source. But maybe I’m looking from too much of a ‘diatance’… dumbasses. Seriously, there’s only twelve words on that sign (if you count ‘a’,'in’, and ‘do’)… is it that hard to spell them all? I mean, I’m typing this out on a program that has spell check, so I have the advantage here, but still, ‘diatance’… fuck…

Oh and I just noticed their sign promotes sunday ‘worship & coffee’. The perfect combination for any cult: blind faith and stimulants.